SKUNK for iPhone, iPhone 3G, iPhone 3GS and iPod Touch - 100% REAL FARTS!
Everyone's favourite cat-sized American mammal of the weasel family, with distinctive black-and-white-striped fur can now be downloaded as your perfect fart-a-friend.
When threatened, usually by inquisitive fingers or in some cases sudden motion, it blasts a curious spray of foul-smelling irritant stereo-sound from its anal glands toward its attacker.
WHERE TO SKUNK?
Recommend use in a warm dry place.
Places include but are not limited to: the office, boring board rooms, black tie events, long bank queues, cinema premieres, school libraries, golf courses, camp fires, rest rooms, elevators, public transport, road trips, south carolina, maps and 'everywhere like such as'.
WHEN TO SKUNK?
Any situation when your natural resources are exhausted. Now you got a full can of whoopass right in your pocket! Note: It is deemed proper etiquette to advise one of a squeamish nature to maintain a safe distance at all times.
- Prank Games!
Play the old implication/entrapment gag famously celebrated as 'Whodunnit' and 'It Wasn't Me'.
Surprise granny when she sits down to watch TV. I bet be she hasn't heard of 'Hidden SKUNK Crouching Liger'!
Nowadays outdated bell technology used in many hotel lobbies fail to gain the immediate attention you deserve.
Metaphorical ice breaking or bridge burning. You decide!
WHY IS SKUNK SO GOOD?
- Off the charts in terms of flatulent performance. (So BAD its GOOD.)
- High in levity. (So good it's not even funny. NOT)
- 100% organic. Made from non-renewable resources. (So you know it's good!)
SKUNK blows the competition away!
THE FART CLOUD!
Skunk serves all your fart needs:
Queen of Farts,
Silent But Deadly,
IPHONE FART NEWSFLASH!
New 1.1 update is out with 39 new iPhone Farts! Get it on the App Store!
So what's fresh?
Baked Beans, Blitzen, Blow Hole, Bog Standard, Brussels Sprout, Chitty Bang Bang, Comet, Cookie Monster, Cupid, Cupid, Dasher, Donner, Fart Hog, Fudge Cake, Grotto Queue Jumper, Ignominious Inhalation, Irish Coffee, Malodorous Beast, Nelly The Elephant, Phatt Bass, Ping Pong, Pop Tart, Posh Spice, Prancer, Quantum Leap, Rain Check, Rudolf, Slurry, Sonic Boom, Sticky Treakle, Submarine Sonar, Tactical Nuke, Timber, Turkey Stuffing, Vixen, Whipped Cream, White Porcelain Throne, Winnet The Poo, Yack Attack
As always - 100% REAL!
HOW TO SKUNK!
Simply PRESS the SKUNK to unleash a random surprise in stereo sound!
For connoisseurs who know what they want, click the tab bar at the top to show/hide controls. You can select the sound, enable accelerometer motion detection for 'shake to trigger' action, enable automated mode for repeated SKUNK attacks and set a time delay for that special surprise!
111 SKUNK SCENTS AVAILABLE:
Asp Pit, Baboon, Baked Beans, Base Buns, Beef Cake, Blast, Blitzen, Blow Hole, Bog Standard, Brown Sauce, Brussels Sprout, Bullfrog, Burnt Hair, Cheesy Poof, Chitty Bang Bang, Chocolate, Comet, Cookie Monster, Cork, Crouching Liger, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Deep Burn, Dirty Duck, Donner, Double Parp, Down The Brown, Dropping The Kids Off, Elk, Family Fortunes (Our Survey Said), Fart Hog, Fart Panther, Firecracker, Flat Tire, Fresh Prince, Fudge Cake, Gold Digger, Gravy Train, Grotto Queue Jumper, Guff, Haggis, Humdinger, Ignominious Inhalation, Irish Coffee, Jackpot, Jellybean, Kebab, Kerplunk, Lasagne, Lightsaber, Luftwafter, Malodorous Beast, Morning Bugle, Motorcycle Skidmarks, Mud Bath, Musk, Napalm, Nelly The Elephant, Oink, Pebble Dash, Phatt Bass, Ping Pong, Pip Squeak, Pogo, Poo Bear, Poop Mouth, Pop Tart, Posh Spice, Prancer, Predator II, Quantum Leap, Rain Check, Rice Crispies (Snap Crackle Pop), Rift, Roast, Rotten Tomatoes, Rudolf, Sick Dog, Silent Night, Skiddy Whips, Slurry, Sneaker, Sneaky Rat, Sonic Boom, Sonic Squeezer, Steven Seagull, Sticky Treakle, Submarine Sonar, Supercavitating Torpedo, Sweet 2 Da Beat, Tactical Nuke, Thunder Pants, Timber, Toad In The Hole, Top Gear, Total Follow Through, Turkey Stuffing, Uranus, Velociraptor, Vindaloo, Vixen, Wet Shoe, Whipped Cream, White Porcelain Throne, Whoopass, Windy Pooper, Winnet The Poo, Xenolith, Yack Attack, Zeppelin
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